Friday, June 29, 2012

A day full of crazies

For those who know my neighborhood you're probably getting a good laugh right now because this won't surprise you at all. My day started and ended on high notes, but in between was another story. I guess the day started with my crazy neighbor. I know I know- they guy is a complete nut job. Not only has he put a trampoline into the front of his already crowded and tacky front yard, but the thing is a death trap. There is no fence around it, it's unlevel, has no protective covering around the springs, and is so close to other things in his yard that if someone were to fall off they could get seriously hurt- bad! Of course one of his daughters had to come up to me and my girls and talked about them jumping on it with her and right away I told her no way that it wasn't safe at all.   

So onto the next part. I was driving home from my dr appt, which by the way is out in the valley, and see a crazy bumper sticker: My child was bailed by affordable bail bonds.... um excuse me what?!! Since when is that something to be proud of?? Is that supposed to be the new "honor roll" sticker... k now that was just odd as can be.

Then of course I didn't want the leftovers that I had made the night before so I drove over to Subway before YW that evening. I pull up to see the 2 employees outside smoking and 1 comes inside. The one who comes inside proceeds to talk to me about my preg because she is preg as well and found out on vday... when her boyfriend bought her alcohol for valentine's day... She then goes on and on about how she luckily took a test and didn't drink, but how much she loves drinking, etc. etc. Well I guess at least she gave up drinking to be pregnant, but what about smoking.... ugh people sometimes just don't think about things too well do they

And finally when I pull up to church there is a random lady that nobody has ever seen before sitting against the church building. She is talking to herself... and burping.... loudly... Apparently she had no clue where she was and that other people were near her at all... or maybe she just didn't care.

Oh and I can't just end it there can I?!! I have to talk about my other crazy lady- the one who just lives on the other side of my house who we will now officially call the crazy cat lady. Don't worry- her name is well deserved. Within the past few months I have noticed her wandering around our block and going to certain houses to feed cats- how do I know she's doing this? Well she's carrying around cat food! Not only that but stray cats are coming to her back door, which is only about 15 feet from my fence line. There are always cats in my yard and I always find cat poopie in my flower beds and recently in my garden- NOT COOL AT ALL! Tim worked on getting the fences fixed and putting up extra lattice, but it hasn't stopped the cats at all. In fact when we go outside to get the cats out of our yard they just hop the fence and go right to the crazy cat lady's house. So I'm off to call the Humane Society and see what we can do about getting stray cats removed.

Hope your days aren't as crazy as mine =)

1 comment:

Ginanne said...

hahahaha!! I'm going to miss this crazy neighborhood, and crazy Spokane!
Thanks for sharing your crazy day!